Monthly Archives: April 2012

Pits Cube and Eeat Street

sometime is hard wen yuo running a big time famus blog like this cos you get so much stuf you gotta do yoou can actualy do want you want to done. like go to legoland or to draw designs for cool tech decks like you wud normaly do. like this week i had to done los of emails an cos i hav to read los of press reeleeses from companys and stuff. but its good becos them companys always tryin to mak somthing suond intresting wen its not intresting so me an all them other food BIG TIME GUYS can have a josh at them cos they all prolly written by a pig trying to get out of a room full of laptops.

when i done it all tho and i finish work at the pet shop i went to gone to Pits Cube Ribs cos evryone tol me gud they were. I got there prity quickly after i done work but ther was one big bloody Q! i wanted ribs reeal bad so i waited for prolly about 3 and 3 quartz hours (i los my watch wen i was free running with my crew “the good time running and jumping on things guyz”) but then when i gots to the frunt the wuldnt let me in. i tol them my name was Mr Yugnich Gritkin but they still wuldnt. Even tho I was wearin my string vest and had abuot fourteen air rifles in my belt. i think i was bleeding from my face cos i ran into a phone box wen i tried to climb it.

i still wanted ribs so i went to seen my frend the ribcage guy on eeat Street. Eat street is a group of peopl who don have anyhomes so insted of sleepin in the street they buy cars and sell food scraps they find in places out there windows. somtimes yuo get bred pizzas or burgrs or a car made of moss wich sells meeat blobs and are good an tasty. i always liken ribs frum ribcage guy. he puts them in a bred rol and cooks his ribs from about a millionty hours which makes them nice flesh pile. then i put on his sause called ‘bloody crumbs’ hot sause. it is good and hot and makes me spill my nose and eyes juice. eeat street is nice when it sunny. but this week it wasn sunny it was raining so it was actully horrible and i din like eeat street cos it was wet an i had to do looooooooooooooooooooooooads of pressups to keep myself warm. them ribs was nice though. when i went home i shivered for a few hours cos i was cold but then i put on my oven an listned to insane clown posse. prolly my numba one favuorit band.

i give pits cube 0/0 (full marks!) an eeat street 100%/150%

by Yugnich Gritkin

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ceviche review (my friend Pol chekd my spells on that)

my last review of meatlicker got OVER 20 views (wow!) so i though i shoud done another one. I was reel happy when I saw my stats and that i have made lots of friends on the twitster including j. rainer and rachel coo, my favorit lady. So that i wen out on Friday to get some good food beacaus i didnt have to work my job at the pet shop.

One of my best frends tol me about a place I shud be gonna gone too and its called the name that I thught was the actor from the tv box show comunitee. i like comunitee but its not as guood as is the big band theery. my favorit is the one with glasses and the girl sciensist who is always joshing with the clever nerds. the place i should go is actully called serveechay and its a sushi house from africa in london.

I walked ther from my house cos its not very far but i was reel hungry when i got ther after two and one half hours of walking. so instead if I was you i would take the bus there. The music was good and loud and sounded like it was made by bub marlee, mixed with the drummer from down my cousins street. I asked for a table and the lady was nice and made me sit down at the bar. I had a drink of water and an drink called a peesco sower. it is real nice and has got sugar in it and some vodka and a little glug something like of a panda pop but prolly not from a panda pop cos they are clever ther. they put on some bubbl mix on the top becaos they new that I do that when I drink anythin because cuppachino is my favorit drink.

next i had sushi called serveechay which was moslty fish guts and apple juise. it had a tasty cruncy bit, but it was a nice fish mess which i ate and then asked for more. I had a diffirent one and which was msotly fish guts with apple joos also but it was different but i don know how. it was prolly a diferent fish but i only know salmon and clipper fish and the one from findin neemo which i know isnt reel.

i was still hungry after 2 plates but needede to go home to catch a new episode of big bang theory where the chinese nerd has to stop the girl scientissts from eating everyones margarin. I wanted to pay but they tol me it was over £300 for my food even tho i wasnt even full. so I said to the pritty bar lady that she dropped her modelling card and then ran away at over 100 m p h an hour even though she was prolly touched and wanted my fone number.

i got home the next day and plaid pogs with my frend Pol and listened to my second fav band boombox troppers.

 

i give cervich 10000/10000000000 (i lik the food but i didn like them wanting al my monee so i give a high score but also a low 1)

A CAR I INVENTD FOR THE RIBCAGE MAN

mr ribs from the eat street asked me nicly if i could make him a new car becos he said that too many h8trs were given him stik for makin the best tasty ribs in town. also he said his chik game was reely weak and that he wanted to get more chix. i tol him he shuld be getting the most chix becaus his ribs are the best ribs in the rib game, so i said. give them ribs DuMMy!

this is the car that i invent for him. i think it makes sense but if it dosnt, or if you want me to invent one for you email my inbox: yugnich@hotmail.co.uk

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meeatliquor Review

i went to the restaurant meatlicker in london. i live outside of london so had to tak a trane to get their. the bloody tranes are so crap aren’t they? always wating on platforms, and then the conducter gets your ticket and says “why don you get a a job you bum” for no resaon even though i was just drawing pictures of jeff bridges on the window in felt tip.

meatlcker does lots of burgers. if you kno me, then you would hav seen my burger recipy. that was catualy just a joke my friend Simp did as a josh. I put a raw onion salad in his pog bag though. so we are even. when i got to the restaurant I had to queue, which was okay. there looks like theys rubbed all their fat on the windows. simp wasn’t there but he wouldve said it was juice from a boys middle. NOT MINE THOUGH!!!!! lollolo

i got in and ordered my food and a strong cocetail. it had champagne, berry juice, sprite and fanta in it i think. it came in an empty light bulb and served to me by a hot chich. then i had a burger which had mushrooms in it and a crunchy cucumber. the cucumber was crunchy and salt. the burger was mushroomy and good. i had to put a lot of red sauce on though otherwise i would not have Liked it so much.

Then I Had Too pay so that I could leave. it came to £7.50 with a tip. i left this on top of the chair becaus ethere was a person on the same table as me who looked like a no good nansy, and i knew he wassa gona take the dougg if I left it right in his bloody eye liner.

Then i got Mack on the train to my friend’s moms house to take a spliff puff and a play some PS£3 and listen to juggalo ryder

I give meatlicker 55/87

good

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