reetas is a restarant in a plac calld dallstone an it isn so gud so i was scard wen i went ther cos peeopl on twitster sed thins lik thers fellas ther with red truosers an cool beeards (i used to hav a beeard wich was reeal big but i don hav it anymor cos wen i used to do karaty fellas wud say “YUGNICH COOL GUY we cant nock yuo out cos yuor beeard is to big so we nevr hit yuo on the chin” an i lauged cos i knew it was actualy cos im reeal strong but i shavd it off anyway an now thers ALOT mor peeopl with sorer hands at karaty. suckrs). dallston i thik is full of weeird suckrs who hav silly tatoos lik ones that arnt tribal an thins so i don thik i wud go ther a lot but now thers gud placs lik restrants with nice food so ther will be mor cool peeopl lik food blog guys aruond.
i went to the restrant reetas wich is a plac wich i thik used to be a old skool classroom an now they use it for kids birtday parties an thins so they hav to put stiky tabl cloths on the tabls so tha wen the lil fellas hav 2 to much fanta an flyin sausers they can vomit lots an not worry so much lik wen i be sik in the showr or the dirty washin baskt (even tho my mum stil says “YUGNICH DID YUO MAKE A SICK IN THE WASHIN AGAIN YUO BLUDY DUMMY. NO SKYRIM FOR A WEEK!” but she doesn kno tha i got skyrim on my ps vita LOL!). they also got sum old skool chairs from wen it was 1 classroom an they arnt so comfy evn tho i cud prolly sit anywer an itd be ok. lik on a tree or a spiky rock or evn a angry hors.
i wen an sat down on one of them chairs but no1 cam an aks me wat i wanted an also i din kno wat i wantd cos the menu only had thins lik “COOL DUBSTep VJ PLAYIN ON 70th SEPTMBER” an i din unerstand. my frend lils ullen was ther with me so i waitd until she orderd sumin an then wen they bruoght it over i said “ILL HAV WAT SHES HAVIN!!” an evryon lauged cos it was lik the film “when harry did it with sally in a cafe”. then they bruoght me a cup of sum juic wich was reeal cold an was a bit lik a battry leeaked in i thik. i got a pancak with a fish bit in it wich was prety nic an it had sum lemonad on it but it fel evrywher an i also had a sanwich with a burgr in it (WTF LOLOL!!!) which was reeal gud cos it had sum chees spred in it an sum jam also in it an it was covred in lil blak crisps wich wer rooast beef flavur i thik.
then i was ful an the battry ice glug mad me feel lik sleepin so i had a lil nap an tehn i went hom. the fella in the bar din even ask if i was gona pay so i sed to sum fella who had on red truosrs an glases mad of a cooathanger that he can pay for me an i thik he was happy cos he new i was YUgnICH an he was prolly also a foodblog guy.
wen i got home i did sum trainin for the olmpics an it was gud.
i give reetas 93/94 (wow reeal gud!!)