Monthly Archives: August 2012

hod dog recip

giles coren eating

yum hodt dogs are reeal gud thins that evry1 liks now cos they tast nice lik a bit of a burnin bit of chees an sum scruncy meat bits. i lik them ones tha yuo get in a can but my mum says i can hav then cos when evr i mak them she com in an says “YUGNICH DID YUO COOK HOD DOGS AGEN?” an i say “no! leeave me alon im neearly finishd skyrim for abuot the thuosandths time!” then she says “then why is the kitchen coverd in blood an why is yuor hand got the lid of can in it an why is the microwav filld with smok an its on fire an stuff?!” an then i say i dunno, it was prolly a no gud nansy or sumthin!” then she tak me home from the hospital an i hav to sleep for a buoght fuor days befor i can walk proply an not fall ovr. hod dogs are big time yum. my frend grils cozen lik them too. i don a pictur.

heres my recip:

ingredes:

 

yuo gonna need 20 cruncy sweet cucumbers.

 

 

sum bred.

 

 

some suasage like this fella got. his one look lik a silly face lOLOL!!

 

muzztard. yum if its hot an spicy an gud for nosbleeds.

how to done it:

put it all in a blendr an push one. after abuot 10 or 15 minuts put it on stop. empty it into a bowl an them put it in the microwav for 10 or 15 seconds.

if that works then mayb yuo can eeat it. i dunno if yuo cud reealy tho cos i nevr mad a hodtdog before. how do yuo mak 1? can yuo email me at yugnich@hotmail.co.uk? thask.

i give this recip nothin out of a million. (LOL!)

 

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pulper

in london the olmpics jus finished wich isn so gud cos evry1 was havin a reeal gud time watching thins lik hors dancing an mose farrer doin the macdonals sign cos he gettin free big macs for the res of his life. thas a gud thin tho cos he reeal gud at runnin an he has a happy face an if i saw him in the street id say “hey mose gud job on the olmpics wanna hav a quick arm wresle?” an then he say yes an id win cos his arms are only lil toothpix an mine are reeal big but then id say don worry fella yuo still gud at runnin and then id buy him a kitkat chunky an say “why don yuo take a brake?” an then he wud prolly laugh an we ‘d mayb go to watch the lorax at the VUE EXTREEM cinema.

also in the olmpic was brad wriguns who evry1 thuogt was reeal funny cos he got hairy eears an dosnt look vry muscly lik other olmpic fellas an stuff but he gud at cyclin. i din reealy lik the lil fella cron jaksun tho cos he kept sayin stupid thins an shuotin in welsh lots an counted los of peeopls steps wich is silly. michal jonson was bettr cos he dont say much an his face is in his neck an he cud prolly beeat cron jacksun at all sports includin PES 2006!

los of peeopl sed that ther wernt many fellas in london wen the olmpics was on, speshially in all tha gud food places. so i wen with my frend Wrilt to soho an was gonna go to sum gud placs but we cudn get in so insted we went to a new lil cafe calld pulper. its a dirty lil plac an i thin its named aftr a giant squid or sumthin cos thers los of pics of them aruond. its not such a gud plac cos inside they done stuf lik steeal othr peeopls ideas for restrunts an they writ all ther food on the table mat and yuo can see there light bulbs an thers a bar with cool peopl an thers stuf lik grubby tiles an stuff. i thik they saw sum othr gud restrants and sad “we shud be a lil bit lik this and be smal an dirty an happy but cool but we shuld also be a lil bit mor about giant squids”. they din do it so gud tho cos they giv yuo drinks in thins lik glases an not lightbulbs an shoes an stuf an i don think ther were any fellas wit tribal tatoos there. suckrs.

i ate a egg pizza wich was prety gud an then i had a lil bit of a minse ball wich had sum ketchup on it an it was gud lik a meeat bon bon. then i got sum rice pile wich sum fella spilt his pen in so it was reeal blak an gross lookin. i didn wan to be rude lik a fella lik doubl A gill tho so i ate it an it was quit nic cos sum of the ric was a lil cruncy an they put sum lil bits of fishy pasta in it i thik. wrilt ate a pot noddle tha he bruogt from his huose cos he sed he dosnt lik squid food but he din hav any hot watr so it was a reeal cruncy pot noodl i thik.

pulper was ok but it prolly wont be ther very lon cos them othr restrants will com an say “hey yuo suckrs yuo arnt evn doin stuff reeal gud so we prolly gona kik yuor windows in”. they prolly the fellas that done put the pen glugs into the rice pile. they no gud nansys.

then i wen hom an wached the olmpics finish an i lauged at gerry hariwel from the spic gals cos it look lik her fac made of ham.

pulper get 8/80 cos it stol los of thins from othr places. (it stil quit nic tho)

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