Monthly Archives: September 2013

i try to buy 1 sik car

sickcar

i wan to buy a car so tha i can be more muscly an then mayb rachel coo will come on a date wit me or reply to me emails or send me back al the pictures tha i did cos my mum says it NOT COOOL tha i did sick graf all over her bank stuf an flat stuf an job stuf an passport an drivin license an watever an sent it to sum woman. especialy sinc i din writ a adres on or a stamp or evn put it in a envelop an i shudda nevr given them to my frend who name i cant remember cos only met him onc in the street an tol him to give all my stuff to rachel coo. but i wasn reealy listen to her cos i was tryin to buy a car ONLINE. this wat happened wen i spok to l-town (i chang her nam from Hovis so that she got sum privacy):

You are now chatting with L-town.

L-town: Hello, and welcome to Toyota! You’re chatting to L-town, how may I assist you today?

yugnich: hello

yugnich: i need to find a new car

L-town: Ok great

L-town: What do you have in mind?

yugnich: sumthing quite fast

yugnich: but also big

yugnich: im quite muscly so i need lots of space

L-town: Ok what do you need the car for?

yugnich: to go to my job at the pet shop. to go on doritos runs. to buy burgrs.

yugnich: also my frend said that it would prolly get me a date?

L-town: Ok what is your budget?

yugnich: my mum got abuot 9 grand in her warrobe from when her frends tha not my dad come over an give to her

yugnich: i can use tha i think

yugnich: is there 1 car wich i can put my decks in as well? so i can vjay whil i drive also?

L-town: Have you thought about an urban cruiser?

L-town: This will fit well with your lifestyle

L-town: Plenty of room of your decks

yugnich: thats a cool name

L-town: Yes

yugnich: got graph on it?

yugnich: if not tha okay cos i can tag it myself

L-town: http://www.google.co.uk/search?gs_rn=25&gs_ri=psy-ab&cp=10&gs_id=1y&xhr=t&q=urban+cruiser&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.51156542,d.ZG4&biw=1280&bih=963&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=DAQeUuPXCaWv7AbnqIC4Cw#facrc=0%3Burban%20cruiser%20white&imgdii=_&imgrc=_

L-town: Have a look at the picture

L-town: Copy and paste this into your internet browser

L-town: You could think about an IQ that you can customise

yugnich: i customised my mums oven but she didn lik it cos she tha now theres no room for anythin in it cos i glued crocs alover the middle of it but i thik it looks sick

yugnich: can yuo make a ubran cruiser look lik this: http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles25/295479/projects/915502/35b47ab72921e0ae99fc9a65a1d6a653.jpg

L-town: I unfortunately cannot look at the link you sent me

L-town: Its saying its not found

yugnich: soz l-town

yugnich: this one: http://www.behance.net/gallery/Dan-Gray-Scion-vehicle-designs/915502

yugnich: ?

yugnich: its pretty gud graf skills (im bettr, obvs)

L-town: That looks great

L-town: Im impressed

yugnich: thaks.

yugnich: do u thik u wud want to go to nandos wit me i was in a car tha sik?

L-town: Unfortunately I am unable to do that

yugnich: do yuo think zooby deschanel from new girl wud want to go with me?

L-town: Is there anything I can assist you with car wise?

yugnich: How many boild eggs do you thik I can fit in the front of the ubran cruiser?

L-town: It has been great chatting to you, would you like any further assistance as other people are waiting to chat to me?

yugnich: i am sorry l-town. i thik i need to get my heead around cars more from now

yugnich: i kno yuo busy so soz i took yuor tim up

L-town: No it no problem

L-town: I am happy to talk to you, if it is car related

yugnich: i will prolly jus go play sum skyrim an win it for the millionth tim

yugnich: can i get a drivin licenc from toyorta?

L-town: Ok Great

L-town: No only from the DVLA

L-town: Sorry

yugnich: Duncan’s Video Laser Arcade?

yugnich: that plac is the bomb

L-town: I am very sorry to hear that.

L-town: Is there anything else I can help you with today?

yugnich: no thaks l town

yugnich: but yuo shouldnt be sorry. i happy abuot it

L-town: Thank you for chatting today.  As we value your feedback please click the ‘End Chat’ button at top right to answer a few questions about your experience with us.

L-town: Bye Yugnich

yugnich: i gotta go cos the fellas at the library saying i cant listen to rap metal any more

yugnich: by l-town

L-town: Bye

i din get a car in the end but it dont matter cos i mostly freerun anyway.

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