i wan to buy a car so tha i can be more muscly an then mayb rachel coo will come on a date wit me or reply to me emails or send me back al the pictures tha i did cos my mum says it NOT COOOL tha i did sick graf all over her bank stuf an flat stuf an job stuf an passport an drivin license an watever an sent it to sum woman. especialy sinc i din writ a adres on or a stamp or evn put it in a envelop an i shudda nevr given them to my frend who name i cant remember cos only met him onc in the street an tol him to give all my stuff to rachel coo. but i wasn reealy listen to her cos i was tryin to buy a car ONLINE. this wat happened wen i spok to l-town (i chang her nam from Hovis so that she got sum privacy):
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L-town: Hello, and welcome to Toyota! You’re chatting to L-town, how may I assist you today?
yugnich: i need to find a new car
L-town: Ok great
L-town: What do you have in mind?
yugnich: sumthing quite fast
yugnich: but also big
yugnich: im quite muscly so i need lots of space
L-town: Ok what do you need the car for?
yugnich: to go to my job at the pet shop. to go on doritos runs. to buy burgrs.
yugnich: also my frend said that it would prolly get me a date?
L-town: Ok what is your budget?
yugnich: my mum got abuot 9 grand in her warrobe from when her frends tha not my dad come over an give to her
yugnich: i can use tha i think
yugnich: is there 1 car wich i can put my decks in as well? so i can vjay whil i drive also?
L-town: Have you thought about an urban cruiser?
L-town: This will fit well with your lifestyle
L-town: Plenty of room of your decks
yugnich: thats a cool name
yugnich: got graph on it?
yugnich: if not tha okay cos i can tag it myself
L-town: Have a look at the picture
L-town: Copy and paste this into your internet browser
L-town: You could think about an IQ that you can customise
yugnich: i customised my mums oven but she didn lik it cos she tha now theres no room for anythin in it cos i glued crocs alover the middle of it but i thik it looks sick
yugnich: can yuo make a ubran cruiser look lik this: http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles25/295479/projects/915502/35b47ab72921e0ae99fc9a65a1d6a653.jpg
L-town: I unfortunately cannot look at the link you sent me
L-town: Its saying its not found
yugnich: soz l-town
yugnich: this one: http://www.behance.net/gallery/Dan-Gray-Scion-vehicle-designs/915502
yugnich: its pretty gud graf skills (im bettr, obvs)
L-town: That looks great
L-town: Im impressed
yugnich: do u thik u wud want to go to nandos wit me i was in a car tha sik?
L-town: Unfortunately I am unable to do that
yugnich: do yuo think zooby deschanel from new girl wud want to go with me?
L-town: Is there anything I can assist you with car wise?
yugnich: How many boild eggs do you thik I can fit in the front of the ubran cruiser?
L-town: It has been great chatting to you, would you like any further assistance as other people are waiting to chat to me?
yugnich: i am sorry l-town. i thik i need to get my heead around cars more from now
yugnich: i kno yuo busy so soz i took yuor tim up
L-town: No it no problem
L-town: I am happy to talk to you, if it is car related
yugnich: i will prolly jus go play sum skyrim an win it for the millionth tim
yugnich: can i get a drivin licenc from toyorta?
L-town: Ok Great
L-town: No only from the DVLA
yugnich: Duncan’s Video Laser Arcade?
yugnich: that plac is the bomb
L-town: I am very sorry to hear that.
L-town: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
yugnich: no thaks l town
yugnich: but yuo shouldnt be sorry. i happy abuot it
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L-town: Bye Yugnich
yugnich: i gotta go cos the fellas at the library saying i cant listen to rap metal any more
yugnich: by l-town
i din get a car in the end but it dont matter cos i mostly freerun anyway.