itsac is 1 chef frend of me an he also cooks sum food at his restrant called the clives club with his 2 bes frens called clive. they all reealy into maps an stuff. he prolly one of the best guys to kno abuot food. he kno even mor than jonty who works down at the gym an always lets me eeat some of his mash potato sanwiches wen go to the hot room togethr. he once went to leeds so that he cud go to all of the spagetti house restrants in 1 day but he said it was actually reeal eeasy cos ther arnt any spagetti house restrants in leeds so he just went home again an ate sum toast.
here is my rinterview:
Is there a way tha yuo can tel tha yuor toast is cooked withuot lookin in the toaster?
yeah when the spam is microwaved it isz ready.
Is it true tha yuo decided to be a chef cos yuo an your frend got kicked out of after school graf-gang the “spout boys”?
no, we left cause they were well boring and their graffs were rubbarsh
Can you do a kickflip?
only a 720….. http://ow.ly/rq6dd
Whats the higest number you ever counted to?
45, i always fall asleep if i start counting numbers
Are you sad tha you don get to go on the great british menu with fellas lik Tom Achin or go on MISTERCHEF with M-DOGG ROO?
Yes, but one day they will want to have me on misterchef the professionals and i will make them all cook chik nuggs as the test
Do you an Tom Achin stil play NHL 94 evry second weekend?
no, he stopped playing with me and just plays against tom story now
Have you ever thought abuot openin a restrant called “Itsacs Fishshack” wher you just buy loads of gregs sausage rolls an write “PASTRY EEL” on them an then sell them for big bucks?
can i have that????
Were all the good names taken when you decided to open you own restrant?
johnny wanted to call it SAUSAGE but that was way too future for shoreditch so we had to go with a boring name that the people of shoredurch could ‘get’
How did you get al them fellas to give you money?
i don’t know but it worked. i think it was the ribena and custard creams at the showround
How much money to do you thik I can get for my invention “3way mirror”? it’s a two mirror glued onto just a normal mirror so you can look THRUOGH the two mirror and see the NORMAL mirror. #mindbogglin
dunno i cant figure it out
Do you thik you will be the first restrant in London to have: 1. A skateramp? 2. Free bongs 3. Chees wheel Sundays?
Was it sad wen your chef frend from ‘lil turks had to go an be james bond?
yes, but daniel craig wasn’t feelin well and they needed someone real quick
How come fellas lik no.9 an no.3 an no.1 from slipknot can all work together in a band but chef fellas cant?
they got the masks so they can pull faces at each uthr and noone knows if they are in a bad mood
Now that thers los of horsemeat an stuf in shops do you thik a lot of vegetarians will start to chang ther minds abuot thins?
i thik the vegetarirans think they are are winning, and they need to watch out or they will be getting a big surprises soon
Wat wud you do if you were workin out an then you saw double A Gill on the treeadmil next to you?
i would spend the next 25 minutes talking to him about my holiday in sicily then just at the end tell him that he isnt veery good at writiing.
Why do peeopl serve wine in restrants on its own if no one actuly drinks it without mixing it with A LOT of lemonade at home?
cos its french and everyone wants to look cool like they really into french stuff
do you have a discount at your restrant for juggalos?
How much money wil I prolly hav to bring if I wanna have a big scoff party at your place? Wat abuot if I promis to writ a blog post abuot it as well which wil have at LEEAST 12 gifs in it as well?
we don’t like GIFS
Do you thik you wud lik to be like godrun ramsney when you grow up?
yeah but i need to be more shouty
Whats the best sandwich that you can think of?
the one i had when i was in new york last autumn. it was great
My frend Hovis said that he reead on the internet tha they making a new star wars film.
i know rite
Wud you rather eeat nothing but potnoodles for a week or hav to be frends with Marc Us Warring for a year?
Wats your fav plac to eeat in olympics westfieeld?
still banned form going within 2 miles of that place after i did that night out with you and your mate Hovis.
Did yuo get these ideeas for food from my ideea/graf juornal?
-chix nuggz? YES
-Hummus cereeal an gravel? no you stole thAT FROM ME
-Microwaved ham? THATS For the new restaurants we gonna open
-Any sort of eggs? em?
-Whol menu made from chix scraps? we tried that but it was too booring
thes are sum other ideeas that u can put on yuor menu an it can be like the nex CROTNUT:
-bong salad – stuf sum leeaves an potatos an muscls in a bong. Blaze for a sec. Scoff the slad scraps.
-Backwards fondu – eithr you shov bits of melted chees slics in lil birs of bred or you tak spoons of hog fat, dip it in sum minc, then scoff it down. i havnt decided wich yet.
-Donut – half doritos half nuts scrammed up into a lil ball.
-Baconzade – boil 1 hole tub of bacon in a pot of zade for a few huors. Tak it out. Chill the zade to drink later an eeat the bacon.
The suond of the sea – yuo mak some dreads out of sum fish mince. Put it on sum sand. Chuck it all on a ipad playin a sick playlist of jack jonson songs wit the itunes visulizer on MAX.
-backwards eggs – tak out the yolky bit from the othr bit of the egg. Put the yolky bit in the microwave for 20 mins. Put the whit bit in a syring an stab in into the yolky bit an then push it in ther. Then scof it down an try not be sick.